It has been 80 years since the book Animal Farm was released, and during that time it was hailed as some intellectual titan manuscript against the idea of the government providing healthcare or essential services because talking animals are an allegory for Stalin. Despite being a socialist, George Orwell’s opposition to leftism stemmed from his disagreement with Stalin’s use of the government to oppress and imprison capitalists and anyone who observed the failure of command economies.

Now the lolberts can see the fruits of fighting against regulation and claiming that monopolies are pro-innovation are paying off as the book is getting a modern adaptation. This time the movie is going to be a children’s film about how capitalism caused the bad thing to happen in the story.

First trailer for Andy Serkis’ animated adaptation of ‘ANIMAL FARM’

Starring Seth Rogen, Gaten Matarazzo, Steve Buscemi, Glenn Close, Laverne Cox, Kieran Culkin, Woody Harrelson, Jim Parsons, Kathleen Turner and Iman Vellani.

In theaters on May 1, 2026 pic.twitter.com/2nP2G07Hrm

— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) December 12, 2025

If you’ve seen the Lorax 2012 movie, then this is how the film is going to go. The pigs are allegories for tech bros.

Naturally a bunch of capitalists aren’t happy that this sacred text was guided by the will of free markets and 18th-century liberal thinkers into this anti-tech-bro PG film.

Only Hollywood leftists could turn the greatest critique of communism into a movie about the evils of capitalism.

— Jamie Bambrick (@j_bambrick) December 12, 2025

There is a way to stop this disgrace to the original, but doing that would make you look like Stalin to corporation-worshipping retards because it involves the government shutting down the production of this film.

Either way this film will flop; in the meantime, put the social media posts promoting the Warner Bros. buyout in the bag.