With the fake 130K deportation number being exposed as a lie from the DHS website itself. The DHS and people assigned to keep Republican cattle satisfied from ever questioning why the mass deportations aren’t happening are in panic mode since it’s pretty close to the end of keeping the facade alive.
While the Gold Card is implemented into an actual thing, nothing is happening above 500 people deported per day. So the other option that the Trump administration chose is to make self-deportations become so prevalent that they can claim it was the 4D chess move to deport 50 million illegals. They still fuck that up since the fear of immigration enforcement is now nonexistent unless you’re a college student who disagrees with the government’s foreign policy on Israel. Vance himself said they aren’t pursuing the kick the door down enforcement and are just politely asking you to leave through the CBP app.
The CBP app self-deportations also didn’t work because why would illegals choose to leave if ICE isn’t coming? So now the DHS wants to pay illegals 1000 dollars to self-deport.
FIRST ON FOX: The Department of Homeland Security will front the cost of commercial flights and provide a $1,000 stipend to illegal aliens who opt to self-deport from the United States in a move DHS says will save thousands of dollars.
The department says this will be 70% cheaper for American taxpayers, as it currently costs DHS, on average, over $17,000 to arrest, detain, and deport someone. DHS told Fox News that paying for aliens to remove themselves, even with the stipend, is anticipated to cost only around $4,500 on average.
The stipend would not be paid until it was verified that an individual self-deported. Aliens will use the CBP Home self-deportation app to access this assistance, and DHS expects self-removals, already in the thousands, to ramp up significantly with this announcement.
Yep, enforcement of the law be damned since it costs too much money to deport illegal aliens. Keep in mind most of ICE is just sitting on their ass while less than 600 people are removed from the country every day. All the AI slop and videos of Kristi Noem in makeup threatening to hunt down illegals was in vain other than to keep your boomer grandpa cheering at the TV screen.
What is even better is that the illegals who actually go through with the CBP self-deportation will be deprioritized. So if you fill it out and not leave, then ICE isn’t hunting you down the moment they fall for it.
According to a news release, those who use the CBP Home app to leave the U.S. will be “deprioritized for detention and removal” if they are actually taking steps to exit the country.
“If you are here illegally, self-deportation is the best, safest and most cost-effective way to leave the United States to avoid arrest,” DHS Secretary Kristi Noem told Fox News in a statement.
“DHS is now offering illegal aliens financial travel assistance and a stipend to return to their home country through the CBP Home App. This is the safest option for our law enforcement, aliens and is a 70% savings for US taxpayers. Download the CBP Home App TODAY and self-deport,” she continued.
Here is your David Sacks approved mass deportations btw. Your taxpayer money is going in the hands of illegals in the vain hope they voluntarily choose to leave after squatting for decades. It’s not like it matters in the end since farmers and hotel workers will get accommodations for them to get citizenship.
Operation Wetback 2.0, or Day 1 Dictatorship, was never going to happen in fear of midterm losses. Republicans are just going to pretend that was never promised and gaslight you when the 4-year total is over 1 million as mission accomplished, and anyone pointing out he didn’t fulfill it over going all in on Indian and even illegal repatriation for cheap labor as a Democrat blackpiller.
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