CPAC 2026: no president but all grift

We all have known for a while that CPAC has been declining in terms of clout and influence ever since 2019. It has gone from being seen as this giant event of conservative titans voicing the message to a giant grift that only exists for its gay pedo organizer to groom teenage boys. It’s no wonder why they are trying to globalize CPAC because they seem to get better results from the event outside America.

With 2026 being a midterm year, you would think that the conservative movement would go into high gear into energizing the base to vote in November, considering that Democrats are already enacting their game plan to defeat Mike Johnson and RINO Thune. Except this year is with Trump and Vance deciding to not show up for the first time. Either it was fear of confronting Judas Carlson in person or he’s brainwashed into believing it’s some “retard right” trap. With Trump and the attendees that go only to see Trump not there, the event is only left with the thing it was always created for, grifters and pundits who aren’t ideologically invested in the GOP.

One thing I noticed is all the young people who went all admit that the Iran war is bad for the GOP’s chances in the midterms.

Meanwhile the boomers who still believe Trump is the peace president and nothing wrong is happening only think that because they unironically use Truth Social.

Divide the youth and old people aside. This is just a small portion of the big picture. The GOP might still have some strong message to give to voters in order to show how serious they are to prevent a blue wave for the next 8 months. However, since the GOP strategy since 2024 is to punch right more than the left-wing due to the headcannon of “loyalty to the president,” the message went the way you would expect from a political strategy with no real plan but trusting some mythical plan that exists only in the Twitter timeline.

Issues like immigration only got a cameo from the border patrol agent Trump threw under the bus because his job was bad for approval ratings, and Homan said that deporting 3000 people is too hard and imperfect. Along with the usual stuff speakers give without any intent to use their position in government to achieve more deportations.

At the same time there were Iranian immigrants who aren’t even 2nd generation going around the event to wave flags of a foreign country.

To be honest idk what is funnier. The fact the GOP is shilling this hard for this group of brown people despite the Iranian immigrant population being fewer than 1 million or Republicans proclaiming they support globalizing homosexuality to dunk on those homophobic Mullahs.

The only thing that was consistent is the Neocons bringing their twitter war against the “woke right” into real life. however their betrayal doesn’t stop Tucker, Gaetz, and Kelly getting their yearly speakership status because this talk about “loyalty” is all fake and gay outside of the X feed. Tucker got disavowed by Trump and it didn’t stop the Blaze from trying to secure an interview with him.

The most pathetic of this whining about people not being cult-like plan trustors was Josh Hammer using his speech to kvetch for 8 minutes while no one in the audience cheered.

Audience members did cheer when gay pedo Schlapp asked if they were going to be excited for impeachment hearings.

If this is what’s going to stop the left in November, then you might as well stay home. Thune and Johnson already screwed you out of the SAVE Act and ICE funding to score brownie points by reopening TSA.

In the meantime, enjoy the Indian country singers CPAC provided as “entertainment” for the saviors of Western civilization.

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