The Ballad of the GOP results of the 2025 elections

Entering into 2025, the GOP tried to make this electable slop that claimed since Trump won 49% of the vote, it meant that Democrats were forever defeated. Their polls said that Democrat support was the lowest it’s been, and you don’t need to do anything at all other than let faggot golem Scott Pressler solicit buttsex in exchange for voters. This cope quickly fell apart in that the GOP lost the Wisconsin Supreme Court election, which they responded to by sweeping it under the rug, along with claims from even Pressler himself that the GOP might lose this November.

The results turned out that he was right in that the GOP nominated the worst people ever and spent the last few days caring more about throwing Tucker under the bus than being the people who just want to defeat the Democrats. Republicans lost every single race last night.

In Virginia, The GOP decided it was a good idea after seeing them finally win in 2021 with a White Man to go with a 1st generation Jamaican immigrant who is just another of these black grifters with only has one take and its democrats are the real racists. Even better is that Black People voted for the White Guy over her.

Safe to say the Virginia Governor Mansion won’t be having any Rastafarian rituals or special day in the name of Haile Selassie anytime soon.

Also, that AG candidate who got blasted for his desire to see his Republican opponent dead practically got away with that since the GOP spent more time killing each other over cancelling him for those DMs, which helped him win in the end.

Now that we see Republicans fumble the greatest state flip in history. Let us move on to what happened in New Jersey. Since that race got ignored by the GOP for most of the year, they decided to gamble their entire chance of winning on Hasidic welfare leeches. Every post from the GOP was about these hekin trad Orthodox Jews who were going to save Judeo-Christian civilization over the Hamas Democrats.

I like that it’s this specific group of Jews, after Trump himself admitted that the Jewish racial group doesn’t vote for him or the GOP at all after years of Dick riding their people and Israel.

In the end those Jewish welfare leeches who form their own parallel societies outside of American society didn’t end up being the knight to save Judeo-Christian civilization.

NYC was a clown show in of itself. Fast summary is that the GOP had the biggest self own in endorsing anti Trump candidate Cuomo and he lost to Zohran.

Another small thing is that California voted for Democrat gerrymandering since it was better to let them go through with it than jail Gavin Newsom in the end.

One final election that matters is the Minneapolis mayoral race. Their choice was either voting for a progressive Somalian immigrant or a progressive Jew. The city went with the Jew in the end.

I think Right Wing Twitter is using this to cope with Zohran winning in that they believe this is a sign Minneapolis rejected socialism since socialism means embracing the final stage of American progressivism, which is voting for immigrant brown people.

Keep in mind that this kike was crying on George Floyd’s casket at his funeral.

Everyone can be against socialism, even other socialists who are running against someone that out-lefts them.

The GOP took the L for real for real. Democrats are not going to live this down as they enter the midterms thinking that woke is back and Trump will be destroyed next November. Unless they can carve out more seats, I don’t see how Mike Johnson is going to keep his seat to continue screwing Trump over for another 2 years.

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