New Halo remaster turns out to be a faithless cash grab

When 343 Industries changed their name to Halo Studios. Thousands of people actually believed that they were somehow getting their shit together and giving us the real Halo after 13 years of shit and not firing all the woke retards who know nothing about what made Halo great. The only reason they believed this is that they remastered Halo 3 with Unreal Engine 5.

Even then the cracks were showing with the Unreal Engine. Master Chief even looked like an action figure on an engine that was more advanced than the Halo 3 engine.

A year has passed, and 343 under the Halo Studios name has revealed their first game under the new name, which is a remaster of Halo Combat Evolved, which is coming out next year.

As predicted by anyone other than desperate fans. It has the same problems as every single Halo game made after Reach.

Also, this remaster solidifies the end of Xbox as an exclusive brand since it’s a day-one release on PS5. Hell, they are even announcing they aren’t even competing anymore in console wars since now the greatest competitors are TikTok and movies.

The only value this game has is if you still have Game Pass. I can’t see why people would buy an Xbox or the game at full price. At least they finally let people mod the Halo games on PC so we don’t have to consume 343’s slop ever again.

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