64 years ago, the first man was launched into space, and since then some women have come along, but they were always accompanying men on missions. Well, until right now, when Blue Origin decided to send a bunch of celebrities into the bare minimum above Earth’s atmosphere and immediately down again. One of the crewmates is Katy Perry, since why not?

NOW – Blue Origin's "all-female crew" launches into space.pic.twitter.com/gqQdkCzPq1

— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) April 14, 2025

Nothing says like going to Mars more than this. Women already suck at piloting, so why not give them all-women space missions? They aren’t even interested when they arrive in space, which they use to rather post videos to social media to show how quirky they are.

Imagine being so privileged as to visit space, then spending more time performing into cameras rather than actually looking out the window. https://t.co/aeKqpGCsgD

— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) April 14, 2025

It wouldn’t really matter since their mission was nothing more than a 11 minute joy flight.

Women needed 64 years just to fly to space without a guy and it wasn't even truly in space pic.twitter.com/lvSoybKmQP

— Gloyper💀Anon (@Gloyperanon) April 14, 2025

Welcome to the actual future of space travel. It isn’t the cool stuff books, movies, TV shows, and video games claimed it would be. Instead, you are going to gamble with your life over a woman piloting your rocketship in an almost all-female crew.