US Government tells illegals to download app to self deport

The pushback by Democrats against Trump’s agenda for mass deportations has already begun with the lawsuits and entanglements in Congress. Judges are already stopping deportations, and ICE is just releasing illegals back into the country from GITMO. With the eternal mandate from the most important election in history, the Trump administration responds by retreating from being seen as evil and mean and instead does this weird, nonviolent, peaceful begging for illegals to just pack up and leave on their own accord.

They only do this because if they didn’t people would catch on that this admin is more in line with importing infinity jeets than deporting people. So instead of ICE raids they are going to repurpose an app to tell illegals to download and self deport from America. Which they can reapply for citizenship since why not after spending 10,20,30 years squatting in this country that you get a 2nd chance if you do this.

Yes, you did spend all of last year campaigning and supporting Trump, thinking he was going to deport tens of millions of illegals Eisenhower style, only to get stupid Republican fantasy dream shit like this. Self-deportations haven’t been a thing and will never happen; it’s some stupid fantasy by neocons to excuse themselves from actually enforcing immigration laws.

Even the logic of self-deportations, which is to make the government seem so big and scary that illegals will escape in fear. They aren’t even doing that since we are going to expect them to do this. We have the Patriot Act surveillance state just for JD Vance to tell illegals Kristi and Tom aren’t going to knock down the doors anymore with this app existing.

Yeah, I’m sure when Pedro watches TV and sees this, he’s going to shit himself and rush back to this mud hut in an instant. Illegals are already laughing at how all this talk is only about 32 thousand people getting deported in the span of 3 months. Now the legal challenges have begun, and this whole dream is going to be abandoned as time goes on since it would hurt our chances in the midterms and 2028.

I mean this whole thing is the Right Wing version of this.

Unless Trump defies his pro immigration new billionaire allies then the CBP One cope and self deportations is going to be what they call is being the “mass deportations.” No amount of talking about the closed border will change it since any president can do that with little effort. Closing the border but keeping the Biden invasion in the country since getting rid of them is too risky in elections isn’t going change the situation America is facing.

Hey at least we got the hekin wholesome chungus propaganda videos so we can have vibes.

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