Right now where I live in Texas the cold front finally happened and the weather is cool. After months of science bros saying that October will never have cool weather it still happened. Its always been like this with people who believe something we breathe out will finally cause the end of winter and yet it still comes back and at the same time too.

It has been 20 years of this climate change scam and the winter starts at the right time and none of the things they warned about from black smoke going up in the sky still haven’t closely started happening.

This still won’t stop the science bros because they want to stop mis-seasoning the weather because….. because hekin science bro.

Nature

Hello from the Southern Hemisphere, where the days are getting longer and temperatures are rising. Yet, despite the clear signs of spring here, we find ourselves inundated with invitations to events that speak of fall or autumn, or newsletters announcing workshops that will run this coming winter. It leaves us wondering: are we invited at all into this season different from our own?

This curious oversight, in which seasons, instead of months, are used for scheduling, is especially puzzling in the scientific community — a group known for its precision and careful communication. Why do we, of all people, persist in relying on region-specific seasonal markers? What is even more baffling is that this takes place in our fields of weather and climate science, with little regard for how different things might be outside the Northern Hemisphere.

We have even come across a number of ‘global’ analyses that assume that June, July and August are summer months for the entire world. You’d think that this kind of mistake would’ve been caught early on, but no, it still happens.

Seasons are just seasons. if its in the middle of the month and hot outside its summer. If its around the end of the month and cold its winter unless you are north of the equator. We know the Earth gives totally different weather everywhere its basic science.

No one who experiences different start and end of seasons is going to be triggered by this. But let us see what the science bros tell us to avoid triggering people.

Avoid naming seasons for events or communication . This might not be an issue when inviting researchers from a single country, but it’s crucial if you’re trying to attract an international audience.

Provide specific dates and months . Even saying “summer (Northern Hemisphere)” implies the Euro–American-centric approach. The simple use of a month instead removes any confusion.

Respect work–life balance consistently around the globe . It’s well-known that August is often avoided for events owing to European holidays. Let’s extend the same courtesy by steering clear of scheduling major events in January, when many in the Southern Hemisphere are on holiday, and many in the world are celebrating the lunar new year.

Adjust global analyses to account for hemispheric differences . If you’re researching summer heat or winter cold, make sure to use the appropriate months for each hemisphere. Failing to do so leads to flawed analyses and skewed results.

People who fall for this are lost causes. Let them delude themselves into this fantasy of the earth ending over exhaling co2 until they die in their pods from bug poisoning.