🧵 This is a friend of Lord Miles to give an update.

4 months in Taliban custody.

He's treated very well, has several servants, loads of movies on his laptop, goes on picnics and has tea with the Taliban cabinet gov.

He still loves Afghanistan. pic.twitter.com/feNkoaVUuo

— Lord Miles (@real_lord_miles) July 17, 2023

He speaks like he's on holiday.

He's sunbathing, playing TF2, writing his 2nd book, reading T.E Lawrence, exercising, has chocolates and cake etc.

He’s made friends with the Taliban he’s with, he says he’s been invited to some weddings.

— Lord Miles (@real_lord_miles) July 17, 2023

He went to Afghan for the 5th time to open a gold mine, we reckon he'll succeed.

We believe we'll see him in a month or two.

— Lord Miles (@real_lord_miles) July 17, 2023

From what we've heard, he's having fun and the Taliban are very kind and fair.

Lord Miles will have excellent, positive stories to tell upon returning home, stating “I haven’t been this relaxed in years, lovely to get away from it all”.

— Lord Miles (@real_lord_miles) July 17, 2023

He's planning his next few trips already, we were concerned he would stop goofing off but he apparently said a while back "washed up out-of-touch journalists nobody has heard of are always praying on my downfall, I'm only getting started. Cowards".

— Lord Miles (@real_lord_miles) July 17, 2023

He also expressed his intent to hike the length of the Afghan Wakhan to the Chinese border on his next trip to Afghanistan which nobody has done since 1947. pic.twitter.com/fri1frke1P

— Lord Miles (@real_lord_miles) July 17, 2023

When we first made contact with Miles we asked “are you okay” and he replied with “lovely to get away from it all”.

— Lord Miles (@real_lord_miles) July 17, 2023

Finally, Lord Miles loves his followers and can’t wait to be back to tell everyone his stories!

— Lord Miles (@real_lord_miles) July 17, 2023

Next Tweet in a week or two we will tell everyone further info.

Miles does not know about these tweets but we feel responsible to tell the world he’s alright and carrying on the British adventurer spirit.

— Lord Miles (@real_lord_miles) July 17, 2023

Lord Miles will sell his exclusive story to a journalist upon his return.

Dm him your offer on Twitter, he doesn't know about these tweets but he'll see it when he's home to be paid upon his arrival.

Highest bid wins. min £5k.

— Lord Miles (@real_lord_miles) July 17, 2023